So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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