Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Do you remember whose house we're in?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
