Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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