he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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