Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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