Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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