garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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