Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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