I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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