Christians are straight up FREAKS
i would punch a child for taco bell
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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