he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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