Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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