we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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