Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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