Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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