That's intense
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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