Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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