Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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