it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You are a genius and a whore.
My life is pants optional.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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