windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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