we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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