My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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