I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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