My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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