I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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