My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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