she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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