Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just forgot I was standing up.
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