I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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