Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
do nipples grow back?
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