he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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