I think scott just propositioned me for sex
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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