Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Alive.
So much puke
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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