Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
As shirtless as possible
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He? As in you personified your dick?
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