he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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