if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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