I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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