You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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