come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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