shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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