everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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