big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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