Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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