I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
