Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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