craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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