Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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