Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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