I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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