Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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