i just had sex bonerless
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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